Twi or Die

You Heard It Here First!!! (Well...right after Life&Style but who even reads that?!)

2009-07-01T08:17:00.000-07:00

Last night I was at the grocery store...just grabbing some tampons at midnight...you guys know how it is. And as I was going to check out this is what I saw:I literally started screaming and jumping around...right in the middle of the grocery store. I almost threw up! I knew it you guys! I have known it all along. What have I been telling you guys!? They are totally IN LOVE. I can't wait for the third movie when Kristen Stewart gets pregnant with Rob's baby! OMG! They are totally going to have a baby and they will use that baby in the third movie to play Renesme. What if they actually name their baby Renesme?! OMG! Think of it! SERIOUSLY! This is like real life Twilight happening in real life! Ha!
Are they naked?!?!

Some shots from New Moon. Prepare to have your yucky Monday turned automatically awesome!

2009-06-15T15:19:00.001-07:00

I saved the best for last. Obviously.

OH. MY. HECK!
Monday now officially awesome.

The Couple That Plays Together Stays Together:

2009-06-15T15:17:00.001-07:00

Anti Twilighters GO HOME!

2009-06-15T14:11:00.001-07:00

Oh my gosh you guys! Sometimes I can get SOOOO mad at people! Seriously! Some people totally need to get a life and just be nice! So-during my daily perusal of all my fav Twi sights I saw some obviously ridiculous comments about how Rob and Kristin are not TOTALLY HOT...which of course they are! So I was totally buggin and upset- obviously! Who can seriously say the R Patz does not have the HOTTEST hottie hair ever!? Right!?? I mean he is obviously the hottiest hottie ever. And Kristin is a super hot sexy fox. And then when you put them together it is like Christmas. No! Like November 20...every day! With fireworks! And chocolate! And...where was I...oh yeah...THEY ARE HOT.

Hence picture one: I challenge you to find a hotter pic of these two...but if you do manage to find one puulease send it my way!

Okay besides looking totally fierce...they are totally HOT.

If you are not hyperventilating yet you will be! But just look at the way the sun shimmers on his messy golden hair. He is so dreamy! What do you think he is thinking about? What would I give to get inside his totally deep mind?! Right!? I bet he is thinking about Kristin and how much he loves that they are secretly together! Now that I think about it- that is OBVIOUSLY what he is thinking about. Duh!

Cant...even...breath!
They are so totally Vogue! Okay so there! Total valid proof that they are the hottest ever! Puuullleeassse don't let me stumble across that sort of nonsense ever again! I mean they are seriously fabulouso on their own but when you put them together! S.T.E.A.M.Y Dreamy goodness!

A Tasty Treat for the Afternoon....

2009-06-08T12:20:00.000-07:00

What better to start the week off than a steamy poster of Jacob! I don't know if this is a real movie poster or not- but I sure hope it is. This is perfection! Right?! It is so artistc...and HOT! My two favorite things.

Brace Yourselfs Ladies!

2009-06-05T16:00:00.000-07:00

You guys! Puuleeease tell me you have seen this photo! Okay…so no offense to the boys who played Jacob’s friends in the first Twilight. I am sure they are totally great guys, but they did not even hit a 5 on my hot-o-meter. I mean you need ooober hot guys if they are going to playing native American/werewolf men! OBVIOUSLY! I mean does it get hotter than that?!?! Well…actually…don’t answer that because we all already know the answer is YES! (OBVIOUSLY! Edward is hotter…but we all know that and can leave that unsaid…except I totally just said it you guys.)

Anyways…where was I? Oh yes!...Werewolves are FRECKIN HOT! Don’t even try to tell me that you are not totally stoked out of your MIND to see these hotties all together without shirts! AM I right?! I know I am! And then when they morph all super human into total hottie wolves! I just know I am going to pass out from happiness. And if you have seen the trailer for New Moon (and of course you have!) then you KNOW how awesome the transforming into the wolves actually is! It ROCKS! IT ROCKS YOU GUYS! Seriously these hottie werewolf boys could crap meatloaf and I would gobble it up and ask for seconds. And I don’t even LIKE meat loaf you guys! Seriously!

Love Love LOVE IT!

2009-06-04T15:30:00.000-07:00

So you guys! I am totally sorry to have not posted this sooner! Seriously. It was a MAJOR oversite on my part. But now you can all enjoy it every hour on the hour. Like I do! New Moon is seriously going to be life changing. How juicy is Edward!? Love it!

R Patz is just so deep and dark right? And Kristin Stewart! Where are the oscars!? They are seriously SUCH good actors.

A little something to help you through the week...

2009-06-03T13:00:00.000-07:00

Wednesdays are always hard for me! I hate the middle of the week. Here is a little inspiration to help you through the rest of your week. Your welcome you guys!

These two just KILL IT in this picture. It is completely obvious that they are in love. And if they aren't THEY SHOULD BE. YOU SHOULD BE IN LOVE YOU TWO! A couple this gorgeous just can't stay apart right?! I mean...seriously...how could they resist each other? The answer is...they couldn't! It would be impossible! This is how I know that they absolutely must be in love. Absolutely.

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I just love these two!

Shades Baby!

2009-06-03T11:00:00.000-07:00

So let me tell you something I can never understand. How is it even possible that K and R look AMAZING in absolutely everything they wear? I mean seriously! How freakin cool do these two look? (And adorable and in love BTW! Right?!) So I actually think I had a pair of those sunglasses when I was about 8 years old. And I think I won them out of a $.25 machine at Albertsons…only mine had neon green down each side and also lightning on the rims and they totally matched my black and neon green sweat pants I loved…but that is neither here nor there. What is here is that I looked like a total dork!!!! (But if only I had somehow known how they would be cool again I would have TOTALLY saved them. Obviously) But K and R of course rock those shades like the superstars they are. But…if R Patz were to sell those glasses…totally the ones he wore in my FAV scene of Twilight BTW- you know where he drives her to school and they get out of the car and everyone is staring and he looks SO HOT you could just die a thousand deaths if he would only put his arm around you that way!?!?! You know the part? Yeah- well anyway- I would totally pay like a million bajillion dollars to buy them.
SO HOT.

The other thing I love about these two? They are SO hot and awesome that they don’t even have to smile a full smile to make everyone swoon. AND they even dress the same! They seriously always plan ahead and color coordinate like any good couple does. Again- more obvious signs that they are totally secretly together. Can’t fool me.

New Moon Movie Posters:

2009-06-03T10:00:00.000-07:00

There are a lot of New Moon movie posters floating around out there right now. These two have got to be my favorites so far. I'm sorry you guys, but I just CAN NOT STOP STARING at Rob's abs. Seriously! I'm about to write something very serious right now...you guys know how Edward is supposed to be the most gorgeous person on the planet and anyone who looks at him is mesmerized by his unimaginable beauty? Well, I think this picture perfectly illustrates that description of him!!! This is...the perfect human being (I mean vampire!)... And don't you guys just love this one of Bella?! So mysterious! This kind of reminds me of when Edward leaves Bella and she goes into a kind of traumatized state. And she is just wandering around in a hazy world that is devoid of Edward. Well, this is like that. You guys, I literally sob every time I read that part in New Moon, when Edward leaves Bella. I have SERIOUSLY never been so devastated! Luckily we all know how that ends!

You Guys Listen UP...

2009-06-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

Converse are the new red carpet must haves!!!: Never in a million years would I think to wear Converse! With a dress! Leave it to Kirsten Stewart to break the mold! She is SOOOO cool. But the best part about this photo, obviously, is Edward. He is TOTALLY CHECKING OUT her legs! Obviously! I mean, COME ON! Don't try and tell me they are not in love. Obviously they are. OBVIOUSLY! It's like they have so many secrets that they just won't tell us! Tell us you guys! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US!
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And TELL ME you saw this!: I had to excuse myself from the room.*HOOOOT!

HOLY MOLY YOU GUYS!

2009-06-02T12:57:00.001-07:00

I about fell out of my chair dead when I saw these pictures. Seriously people. Can you handle how amazing this is? Why is November so far away? I actually don't know if I can wait that long. New Moon is going to be SPECTACULAR. I cannot wait to see this scene. I mean in the book it is like obviously the most dramatic scene in the whole thing- now to see it brought to life makes goosebumps roll up and down my arms just thinking about it. And not to keep banging on a dead horse- or whatever the saying is- but this chemistry is NOT fakable! Seriously. I don't care what any of you say. They have to be in love. They just have to be! They are just too good not to be. I mean- they are really amazing actors (did you see the MTV movie awards? We cleaned HOUSE!) but I have seen so many pictures of them and watched Twilight about 1,000 times and really analyzed how they act towards each other- and its real. But anyways- enough of me...lets look at this. Beware: if you are at work hold your breath so you dont scream out loud like I did at how frecking hot this is. Sigh.

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This is the scene where Bella gets to Voltura just in time to save Edwards life. And it is a good thing to- because look at the romance that he puts out (and we all know he does not put out very often) when she saves him. She should do that more often. Maybe he will take his shirt of for her (me/us) if he was in danger more... Oh my. And can I get an Amen that R Patz has SERIOUSLY buffed up? How is that even possible! Thank you Taylor for setting the standard high! WOOHOO!

I am literally hyperventilating right now.

I hope you loved this pictures as much as I did. The single thing that could make these photos any better is if it was ME kissing him!

For more of these mouthwatering photos click here.

Can You Say Delicious?!

2009-06-02T12:03:00.000-07:00

So I am MOST definitely an Edward fan...as all TRUE Twilighters are...but I do have to give Taylor Lautner some mouth watering snaps for his incredible muscular growth. I mean- I would never change sides or anything but there has never been any harm in looking but not touching right? I mean seriously you guys! CHECK HIM OUT! As if his adorable face is not enough!! Wooh!

Take it off! Or pull it up!! Or whatever! Right? All the ladies in the house give me a 'what what'!!

What is it with Twilight finding the HOTTEST guys on the planet and somehow convincing them to do a movie together?!?! I don't know how it happened- but I literally thank the movie Gods EVERY day!
And as if his perfectly toned figure added into his adorable face were not enough- he is actually a really sweet guy. There are not enough sweet guys out there-but R Patz and Taylor totally both are. I mean it. And I can prove it....just watch this vid. So sweeeeet!!! (And this video is like way old. He has had at least 4-6 months MORE of muscle building. Mmm Mmm MMM!)