Last night I was at the grocery store...just grabbing some tampons at midnight...you guys know how it is. And as I was going to check out this is what I saw:
I literally started screaming and jumping around...right in the middle of the grocery store. I almost threw up! I knew it you guys! I have known it all along. What have I been telling you guys!? They are totally IN LOVE. I can't wait for the third movie when Kristen Stewart gets pregnant with Rob's baby! OMG! They are totally going to have a baby and they will use that baby in the third movie to play Renesme. What if they actually name their baby Renesme?! OMG! Think of it! SERIOUSLY! This is like real life Twilight happening in real life! Ha!
Are they naked?!?!
I literally started screaming and jumping around...right in the middle of the grocery store. I almost threw up! I knew it you guys! I have known it all along. What have I been telling you guys!? They are totally IN LOVE. I can't wait for the third movie when Kristen Stewart gets pregnant with Rob's baby! OMG! They are totally going to have a baby and they will use that baby in the third movie to play Renesme. What if they actually name their baby Renesme?! OMG! Think of it! SERIOUSLY! This is like real life Twilight happening in real life! Ha!
Are they naked?!?!
I saved the best for last. Obviously.
Okay besides looking totally fierce...they are totally HOT.
If you are not hyperventilating yet you will be! But just look at the way the sun shimmers on his messy golden hair. He is so dreamy! What do you think he is thinking about? What would I give to get inside his totally deep mind?! Right!? I bet he is thinking about Kristin and how much he loves that they are secretly together! Now that I think about it- that is OBVIOUSLY what he is thinking about. Duh!
Cant...even...breath!
They are so totally Vogue! 
Okay so there! Total valid proof that they are the hottest ever! Puuullleeassse don't let me stumble across that sort of nonsense ever again! I mean they are seriously fabulouso on their own but when you put them together! S.T.E.A.M.Y Dreamy goodness! 
Okay…so no offense to the boys who played Jacob’s friends in the first Twilight. I am sure they are totally great guys, but they did not even hit a 5 on my hot-o-meter. I mean you need ooober hot guys if they are going to playing native American/werewolf men! OBVIOUSLY! I mean does it get hotter than that?!?! Well…actually…don’t answer that because we all already know the answer is YES! (OBVIOUSLY! Edward is hotter…but we all know that and can leave that unsaid…except I totally just said it you guys.)
